I Can't Believe You'd Even Ask This

Dear Lee and Karlski,

There's something strange in my neighbourhood. Who should I call?

- Afraid Of Ghosts

Dear Afraid of Ghosts,

Call someone who owns a time machine and ask them to send you back to 1984, when that question would still be considered clever. The only problem with this solution is that people 24 years ago will probably hate this reference too.

-Lee

P.S. - We hate you.

- Karlski